Looking for a tip or two on how to operate humidifiers? You’ve probably noticed the thousands of results when searching through Google. It seems like everyone is an expert when it comes to humidifiers, or are they? Here is some advice coming from a bona fide expert at Luma Comfort!
DO be lazy
Using distilled water in a humidifier reduces the amount of time to clean it. Great for lazy people like myself who hate moving their bodies!
DON’T get chlamydia and die
Do you know what happens when a bunch of people are sick in the same house? NOTHING. No one cleans, no one eats the leftover pizza in the fridge, and everything else is left to rot. This is what happens when you don’t own a humidifier and your body is slow to recover.
DO disburse drugs
I’m not talking about your illegal substances. I’m talking Tylenol, Nyquil, and Robitussin, that can aid the humidifier in getting you back to your healthy self.
DON’T trust people who don’t wear shoes
Because most likely they have dry, rough skin and static buildup. All can be prevented from the moist air of a humidifier, but I also recommend using body lotion, chapstick, and putting on leather shoes.
DO save those pretty pennies
Humidifiers can be quite expensive. Start saving that loose change found trying to escape the washing machine. You’ll be rich in no time.
DON’T let those white dust fairies run wild!
That was the whole purpose of buying a humidifier – to get rid of germs! They’re everywhere, they’re annoying, and they can cause lung damage in children. Yikes!
DO take pride in work you’re not doing
Humidifiers do all the work for you, while you take all the credit. Maintain your health, stay warm, and enjoy the moisture a humidifier brings to your home.
DON’T wake up a sour puss
Leave the humidifier running all all night. It’s totally safe, but make sure you have plenty of water so it doesn’t stop working.
DO be affectionate
Take care of your humidifier and it will take care of you.
DON’T take it with you on a hike
I know it’s great, durable, and the design makes you look stylish, but are you serious? How big do your muscles really need to be?
Quit letting yourself suffer more than you already are. Whether you have a cold, allergy, or asthma, the humidifier works to ease those symptoms.
DON’T become an alcoholic
You can have tons of sober fun with a humidifier. They’re great company. But if you decide to, which I’m not condoning because then I would be an accessory to crime, I really recommend sipping on some JD Honey.
DO buy a humidifier from Luma Comfort
They last long, produce outstanding results, and carry more features than most brands. Kapeesh? Kapeesh!
DON’T buy a humidifier of lesser quality
For example, a humidifier from Winix. False hope. How do I know? Because I bought one and returned it within a week.